Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
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What happens when Luenell and Kathy Griffin meet?
3.000 Action-Filialen in Europa und wir feiern mit extrem niedrigen Preisen. Zum Beispiel Palmolive-Shampoo 750ml, nur 1,29. Und unsere weichen Hotel-Royal-Baumwoll-Handtücher, nur 2,49. Für noch mehr extrem niedrige Preise besuche unsere Filialen oder schau in die App. Action, kleine Preise, große Freude. Who can we call?
Kathy, how did you find?
Um... Here, give me Anderson Cooper's number, I'll call him. Oh no, I don't have it anymore. Call Don Mehmet. What's worse? Getting cancelled or cancer?
Oh, getting cancelled was way worse. I've always thought so. And by the way, cancelled is like an understatement. How about being investigated by the Department of Justice and interrogated under oath?
Nobody's been cancelled like Kathy's been cancelled. I win that prize. You might be the goat.
Nobody's been cancelled like Kathy's been cancelled. You should do a show called Cancel Wars. Where you bring in people that are newly cancelled and then you are the judge and you're like, alright, here's the deal. It's like old school Henry V. I'm like, have the feds called? Will they get the fuck out? No, this is what you do. You go, Roseanne, you said some stuff about the Jews and you call that lady a monkey.
I've got... A drunken Video of Roseanne Barr in my phone that I'm holding right now that would set the world on fucking fire.
Wait, what are you waiting for? Cocktail, where are the cocktails?
Cocktail time, cocktail time. Okay, but what are you waiting for? Like, what's going to be the thing that makes you release it? The thing about it is...
I always looked up to Roseanne, right? Because she was everything. We all did. She was unique. There was nobody like her. She was white trash. She was sad. She was not that attractive. She had all those kids. And everybody told her, you can't be shit. And then she was. Then she took over everything. And she was a big influence to me. Same. And all that kind of stuff. Und dann bin ich ins Gefängnis gegangen und als ich im Gefängnis war, gab es keine Bibliothek, aber es gab ein Magazin oder ein Buch auf dem Boden. Ja. Und so gab es ein Buch auf dem Boden und ich habe es gekauft und es war Rosannes Autobiografie.
Auf dem Boden des Gefängnisses?
Auf dem Boden des Gefängnisses. Okay. I read it and when I finished it, they called me to get released from jail. So then she was coming to the comedy store. So I wanted to go to the comedy store. I wanted to meet her. I wanted to tell her that story. I did. And then she invited me to come to her HBO taping and then I did. And then we became friends. And then we started hanging out a little bit. And then we went to, it was called Shanghai Reds in Marina Del Rey. And so she used to get really, really drunk. I don't know if she was drunk and all the pills were really drunk. Because she had to call her boyfriend Johnny to come pick her up. I remember Johnny. Good looking Johnny.
What is that? Filet of what? I'm making the sandwich based on you. During the pandemic, you had a friend who had a fish store and they were making fish sandwiches. And you posted about it. You said, let's help her out.
Are you stalking my page?
Your food content on Instagram is... Sie lieben mich zu essen.
Ich denke immer an das Fisch-Sandwich.
Ich frage mich immer, wo das Fisch-Sandwich war. Ich glaube, es ist geschlossen. Ich mache euch Fisch-Sandwiches. Was für ein Fisch ist das? Das ist Kot. Und wisst ihr was, Leute? Es wird getoppt. Ja. mit Caviar. Wir gehen High End.
Oh, das ist mein Ding.
Das ist mein Ding. Ich kann Caviar aus dem Katzen essen.
Glücklicherweise habe ich eine Menge, damit wir das machen können.
Du machst es gut, Christian. Ich will ein bisschen.
Christian macht es gut. Oh, ich mag Caviar. Er macht es gut. Ja, Fisch mit Fisch. Hier, wenn ihr wollt, könnt ihr ein bisschen Caviar sammeln. Okay, also. Gehen wir zurück in die Geschichte.
Also, wir sind Shanghai Reds. Ja. Just me and her. Very low key baseball cap. Nobody knows it's really her. And, oh my God. Do you have a straw? A what? Actually, I'd love one too.
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