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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Tue, 15 Apr 2025
This time, Luenell and Kathy Griffin stop by, and things go from chaos to absolute pandemonium… there’s cancel culture, celebrity cameos, the obliteration of my name, and of course, critiques on my cooking. And then they went to The Ivy. Follow Luenell: https://www.instagram.com/luenell Follow Kathy Griffin: https://www.instagram.com/kathygriffin Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Stream LUCKY on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/81713944 Register to join us in Tampa, FL (or virtually) for the 2 Bears, 5K on May 4, 2025! https://www.2bears5k.com PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Million Dollar Filet O’ Fish Sandwich + Truffle Shoestring Fries Fish Sandwich: Tartar sauce: * 12 tbs mayo * 3 tbs onions * 3 tbs capers * 3 tbs Gherkins * 1.5 tbs dill * 1.5 tbs lemon juice Fish Sandwiches: * Cod filets * Caviar * Brioche Buns * American Cheese * Heirloom tomato * Butter Lettuce * Salt to taste * Oil for frying * 1.5 bottle of beer * Flour * 4 tsp smoked paprika * 2 tsp kosher salt * 1 tsp garlic powder * 1 tsp onion powder 1. Heat oven to 425. Pat filets dry, then season both sides. Combine paprika, salt, garlic and onion powder to create your rub. 2. Mix flour with the rub then dry dredge cod filets into flour. Add additional flour, salt, more rub, and beer until the batter creates a slightly thick consistency. Dip each filet into the batter. 3. Heat up oil for frying, and fry each filet for 3-4 minutes until crispy. Bake in oven for an additional 10 minutes. 4. Combine all ingredients for tartar sauce. Top sandwich with tomato, tartar sauce, onion, lettuce, cheese, and top with additional caviar. Shoestring Fries: * Frozen shoestring fries * Chopped parsley * Truffle Oil * Garlic * Shaved Parmesan 1. Heat oven to 425 2. Chop up garlic and add to big bowl with truffle oil. Toss fries in mixture then bake for 30 minutes. Pan fry in additional truffle oil in a pan to finish crisping. 3. Sprinkle parmesan cheese and parsley on top GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 5/18/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What happens when Luenell and Kathy Griffin meet?
3.000 Action-Filialen in Europa und wir feiern mit extrem niedrigen Preisen. Zum Beispiel Palmolive-Shampoo 750ml, nur 1,29. Und unsere weichen Hotel-Royal-Baumwoll-Handtücher, nur 2,49. Für noch mehr extrem niedrige Preise besuche unsere Filialen oder schau in die App. Action, kleine Preise, große Freude. Who can we call?
Kathy, how did you find?
Um... Here, give me Anderson Cooper's number, I'll call him. Oh no, I don't have it anymore. Call Don Mehmet. What's worse? Getting cancelled or cancer?
Oh, getting cancelled was way worse. I've always thought so. And by the way, cancelled is like an understatement. How about being investigated by the Department of Justice and interrogated under oath?
Nobody's been cancelled like Kathy's been cancelled. I win that prize. You might be the goat.
Nobody's been cancelled like Kathy's been cancelled. You should do a show called Cancel Wars. Where you bring in people that are newly cancelled and then you are the judge and you're like, alright, here's the deal. It's like old school Henry V. I'm like, have the feds called?
Will they get the fuck out?
No, this is what you do. You go, Roseanne, you said some stuff about the Jews and you call that lady a monkey.
I've got... A drunken Video of Roseanne Barr in my phone that I'm holding right now that would set the world on fucking fire.
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Chapter 2: How does Kathy Griffin feel about cancel culture?
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay, hier ist der Caviar. Aus dem fucking Kaffee.
Okay. By the way, quick interlude. Roseanne gave me my first TV gig. She had a show called Saturday Night Special. She was trying to rival Lorne Michaels, but it was on Fox. And she put me in the cast.
Quit talking, Roseanne.
That's right. I did used to love her and she was so good to me. And the other cast member was named Jennifer Coolidge. Oh, no way.
Are you serious?
Yeah, so that was like our first TV break and it ran for like, I think, eight episodes.
Okay, thank you.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of the fish sandwich?
I'm trying to ask him how are we going to get laid.
Are you going to get laid?
Yeah, because, you know, female comics, it's not like guy comics where it's sexy. Guys don't want to be in the back of the theater.
They do not. We cannot get fucked.
So what is, what's the secret? What do we do?
To get ladies? Yes!
Why is that?
Why is it the guy comments that have the girls in the back watching and they think it's sexy? The guys don't think what we do is sexy.
They do not like us. I'll tell you right now. I'm more concerned about why this batter is brown though. That glass is falling apart.
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Chapter 4: How do Luenell and Kathy Griffin critique each other's cooking?
Look, I don't sell the most tickets in the world, but I have a nice, like, steady where I can play boxes.
And I'm super grateful. You do the same venues we all do. You do big venues. And I'm thrilled.
But I know this week... This week, I know, I gotta take care of myself every day because our mutual friend Sia said touring is like being in a kayak and you're white water rafting and you know the cliff is coming, but then when the cliff comes, you still go down.
I know my battery is fully charged.
Oh, wow. 2000 hatte ich einen ICM-Showcase. Wir hatten beide den gleichen Agenten, Andy Cohen.
Ja, ich erinnere mich an ihn.
Nicht den Bravo-Agenten. Nicht den Deadhead-Andy Cohen.
Ja, ja, ja.
Und so hast du es gehostet. Die erste Person, die auf den Showcase ging, war Scott Henry. Die nächste Person, die auf den Showcase ging, war Earthquake.
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