Katie Phang

Thank you so much for being out tonight.

All right, well done, well done, well done.

All right, y'all.

You guys got energy?

Now, listen.

Y'all good?

Now, just in case you are feeling a little bit of FOMO and want to know what's going on over there, let me give you a quick briefing.

Representative, basically bullshit.

Donald Trump is wearing a lot of makeup on his hand.

Nobody knows why.

Diapers are probably in place to make sure that he does not have an accident.

He has cited the Dow reaching 50,000.

One person applauded.

People had their money on that being Pamela Joe Bondi.

But before he even got a chance to speak, Representative Al Green of the great state of Texas.

Now, I am not in favor of people attending that State of the Union bullshit tonight.

But the one man that I kind of wanted to be there was Representative Al Green.

And he showed up.

And before Donald Trump could even get a word in edgewise or get to the stage, he held up a sign reminding Donald Trump that black people are not apes.

Something you had to tell Donald Trump because he's not too bright.