Katya Zamolodchikova

and the calm reassurance that no one is sneaking anything sketchy with trans fats into my pantry.

My kids still get mac and cheese snacks and juice boxes, but now it's Goodell's mac and cheese, Simple Mills treats, and probiotic soda, which somehow makes me feel like I haven't failed as a mom.

I can even filter high protein or low sugar in seconds and stop overthinking every label.

Anyway, diary, I gotta go.

It's Friday night and the ladies are coming over for a Nancy Maia's marathon.

The Chardonnay is chilling.

The chunky jewelry catalogs are out.

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Girl, speaking of struggling.

The bricks are struggling.

They're crumbling.

I went to Jackson Hole, Wyoming last weekend with heterosexuals.

What?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What is this?

Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

It is a beautiful vacation town for winter activities.