Katya
speaker
2,994 appearances
27 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Katya’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
You get a vibe. Do you hate when people request, though? People probably don't do that to you.
Well, I'm on her side.
Whenever I request anything, when I was a waiter, I will never forget these like Upper West Side assholes came in from biking, stinking, smelling, and they were like, can you make the pancakes with strawberry pancake batter? I was like, what? Do you know what's happening? I said, no. I was like, it was a wine bar, first of all. I was like, you're lucky we even have eggs. Like, this is crazy.
And they were like, oh, you don't have it? I think they have it at the bodega down the street. Would you mind? I swear to God.
I should have had you there with me.
I'm all about chilies everywhere I go. I like to have consistent diarrhea. But I really do love it. I'm joking, but I love chilies.
The skillet queso is fucking incredible. It's really some of the best you'll ever have.
I lost my virginity to the salad bar boy. No, I lost my virginity to the salad bar boy at Ruby Tuesday.
Everybody's a pedo. What do you think about the gays going in the bathroom on the plane and taking pictures of themselves for hours?
I don't get it. One time I was knocking on the door on this gay for the, I was like, I am about to piss my pants if you don't get out of there. And I know he was doing that. A lot of people tell me they like to jack off on planes. There's not enough time or space. There's a whole section of the internet that's videoed that. I thought the Mile High Club was a fiction, a myth.
I did hook up with someone on a plane one time. In the bathroom, though? No. Blanket. If this is your husband, it doesn't count.
We really want to go to Australia. We've never been. We've never been to Australia. No.
Are you supposed to get peed on? That's a jellyfish. That's, oh yeah. That's a jellyfish.
You're just always trying to get peed on. I would love to get peed on. Michael's standing around while someone gets bit.
Yeah. No, literally, I thought I was truly so scared that I was going to hit someone or something. The thing is way too big. We drove through the streets of New Orleans, and Michael kept being like, slow down. Oh, watch out for that over there. It's too far on the right. Shut the fuck up unless you want to drive. And I had already hit the garage at this point. How could you not?
They catch it on camera. When you watch me drive into this garage, you're going to be like, one, what a stupid bitch. It's hysterical because I'm literally like, I don't think you're supposed to. And right before that, I was like, the producer was like, turn the RV around. We got to get to a different spot. I was like, okay.
And I turned to Michael and I was like, you're never going to see anything so smooth in your life. And then I run it directly into the garage.
It really does. I'm moving so slow, but I just, you don't think about how high it hits the top.
I was like, I am going to kill myself with this shit. I was chilling. Yeah, he's having a great time. I loved it.
A lot of snacks.
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