Katya
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2,994 appearances
27 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Katya’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I did one of those self-defense courses. They grab you. You step out. You stomp the foot. You hit here. You hit the face. And you the main thing is they want you to scream, scream so bad that you scare them away.
So you're saying people should run at someone with a gun. No, no, no. If you see someone with a gun half mile away, you start running.
We should have a safety meeting. This is not a real gun. Oh, you scared me. Oh, my God. I almost shot you.
That's what's scary about America is when other countries, they're like, if I go to America, will I get shot? I'm like, maybe. Yeah. But if you carry a gun, aren't you more likely to get shot?
Well, you remember in Death Proof when Miss Thing is like, you know what happened? They were like, why don't you carry a knife? And she was like... What did she say? They ask her. Remember, they go... Remember that girl, Tracy, if I forget what her name is, the actress, Tracy something... From Rent, yes. She plays the girl with the curls who's the stunt driver.
And when they're like, why don't you carry a mace? She goes, if I go down to my laundry room in the middle of the night and someone tries to rape me, I don't want to give them a skin rash. Totally. I don't want to sprain their ankle. Honestly, okay. Is it like, if the woman is holding a gun, am I red state? Thank you. I guess I am. I mean, if it's a woman, I'm like, shoot him. Do it.
You know? Fuck off. Fuck off. I don't know. I think I would be scared to have a gun, scared to have a knife. And also, what is it? Am I Crocodile Dundee going to Gelson's with a knife?
I don't think you conceal the... I think you do conceal the gun. I think you wear the knife like Game of Thrones. And what?
You pull up your lounge or your saloon girl dress and it's a tiny gun.
What is The Pit?
In Wisconsin, we take Bubbler. You got to take Bubbler to the Whipple. by Lord of the Whipple.
It was a lot, Robin. Can I tell the people what happened with the vape on the plane? Yes. I love that shit. So I tried to fly with it because I feel bad getting where we're going and then basically panhandling to our fans or people we work with about weed. So I've been trying to not beg for marijuana when I go places. Because honestly, it's not safe.
Yeah, it's crazy and I don't want to, you know, maybe I just, you know. So I tried to bring a vape the other day and then I was Googling, do you put it in the carry-on? Do you put it in the checked bag? What do you do? And the internet said, you don't put it in the checked bag. Because they ask you even. They said to carry it on. Yeah. But you're not supposed to fly with marijuana in general.
Says whom? TSA America. TSA everyone? So I take the little vape pen and I put it in the, I put it in my, I put it in this pocket, hoodie pocket. Okay. And then I get to the airport and we're doing the PS direct. Oh yeah, baby. And I go to put it in my suitcase, but they're watching me and I feel surveilled. So I take mouthwash out of the bag and swish it and spit it out.
And I act like that's what I was doing.
So then I get up to the thing and I realized I never even put it in the backpack. So my backpack is going in the thing. Yeah. And you know you can't reach? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just take it and throw it. Throw it into the whole conveyor belt.
So it's in a bucket going through and I go, well.
So then. They didn't give a shit, didn't they?
If we're not flying, we're really going to just... We got one of those Wright Brothers airplanes with the bike, and that's how we're getting to gigs. And if there's a lake, we're going to do that. The paddle. The paddle boat, for sure. Absolutely. I just want us to spend less money.
When I think about the money I might have saved in my life, that's a really hard thing to think about. Oh, sweetie, sweetie, mama.
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