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Keilan

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
619 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

But when a mysterious enemy threatens the Academy and the Federation, they must rise to the challenge or risk losing everything.

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

Starfleet Academy is the perfect blend of college life meets Star Trek set in a San Francisco of the future.

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

You remember your first year of college?

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

I do.

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

Now imagine that, but also while you're training to carry the weight of the future.

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

Starring Stephen Colbert, Holly Hunter, Paul Giamatti, Tig Notaro.

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

And it's like for me, it's not even like morality to you of like, oh, like I don't like eat that.

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

That's not my vibe.

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

But I genuinely like I feel like red meat for me really started to give like, you know, when you eat like an egg, like I feel like that's like my gripe with it.

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

And I'm so scared.

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

Yeah.

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

Like I feel like every time I ate like red meat, I would literally be like a cow.

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

well the karma of it all but then chickens i'm gonna be like boom boom i'm like run like i don't know what like the difference that's a little that's a little because well that's actually funny because i don't for some reason i don't have the urge to eat chicken

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

i don't know well that's on the vegan propaganda of it all because when i was fucking 17 i just consumed so much like like documentary specifically about conditions of chickens mama they be in the coop would they be in the baby in the coop squished up squished derogatory squished up moving around you know what they do to the to the male chicks do you know what they do the male chicks don't

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

come on well well we'll get this we'll get this no this is my favorite look the vegan what do they do with the girls now what do they do is it bad i don't want you so so tell us tell us plug your ears in because you already know this you already know this you already know if i plug my ears i'm still here because you're nosy because you're nosy

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

Hella like this.

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

If you don't want to hear it, he just stepped out.

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

Are you serious, Maya?

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

Do you remember that video game you used to play?

Upstairs Neighbors
Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

There was that troll-ass video game, and it was called Can Your Pet?