Keith Payne
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387 appearances
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first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
Keith Payne’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And so I had brushed my teeth. And I did a great job not eating a bunch of candy. But I was a little peckish because I was in the car for so long.
So I took a couple of these oat bars with me to bed. And Delta saw that.
Yeah, post-brush. And she goes, Daddy, you can't eat after you brush your teeth. And to which I responded, and I don't even know if this is true, but I vaguely remember hearing this. That the reason you're brushing your teeth is that over a certain amount of hours, the food on there turns into tartar and then plaque.
And what you're really doing when you brush your teeth is interrupting that phase before it can turn into plaque.
So I said to them that, and really my only commitment is to interrupt that phase every 12 hours. And I'm going to wake up in the morning and brush my teeth before that phase could have happened. And I could look at all their faces and they're like, A, I don't know if this, this doesn't sound right. B, why is this guy, why is he going to do everything so fucking different?
Either brush your teeth after the snacks, but guess what?
Yeah. That's the truth. Maybe I'll apologize to them. Well, no, it is the truth that I'm being naughty, but it's also true that I believe what I said.
What do we do with that?
Yeah, of course. And you're subject to a lot of this stuff, you know?
No, I've definitely thought that in the past. I had a moment of recognizing. But then some part of me is like, isn't that the fingerprint of life? Like, you know all the rules and then you kind of cobble together these ones you subscribe to and you don't. And that's just kind of your little, your art piece of your life is like, yeah, I know. And that doesn't make any sense.
That's in contradiction to this other thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, it would be really sugary. Well, then because I recognize they were like they didn't know they don't know what to do with. You know, that whole thing with me. And then they all left to sleep elsewhere. And I was laying in bed.
I didn't have a moment where I was like, am I sure on this thing I just said?
Like surely there's sugar sitting on your teeth for eight hours.
Even if it doesn't go through its whole cycle. By the way, I can already read the comments in my mind. There's going to be some dentists going like, this cycle you're quoting doesn't exist. I got myself open to the idea that I'm wrong.
Oh, wow. So I could be brushing my teeth once every three days it sounds like. Oh.
Ah, 20 minutes. But then how long can you have plaque on your teeth before you get some damage? That's a good search.
We should have a dentist on. I didn't expect this episode to be so educational.
Okay, so I'm not completely off base. No. This whole little story I have is rooted in something. Thank God.
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