Keith Payne
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387 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
Keith Payne’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I'm always like, okay, I'm gonna brush my teeth, but I'm gonna walk into the room and grab my socks, and I'm gonna walk over here, I'm gonna do all this stuff, and I'm gonna pee while I'm brushing my teeth.
I'm so annoyed that I have to spend a minute and a half doing this thing, that I end up trying to do a bunch of things, and inevitably, what always happens, I can't learn this lesson enough, I find that I now, I've now taken on something that requires both my hands, and now I just have a toothbrush hanging out of my house. It doesn't save me any time. I always, somehow I end up needing both hands.
Everywhere. You ever get toothpaste everywhere? You ever been brushing your teeth and get it everywhere? I'm dying to see. I want to walk into your bathroom and it's just fucking all over your shirt and some's in your hair. Eyebrows are covered in toothpaste.
Yeah, do you look like the woman from Chimp Crazy when she has the numbing cream on her lips?
Sure, sure, sure. Maybe you use an excessive amount of toothpaste and you're getting too much foaming.
I think less than we do as with everything, right? We always use way more than we need to. So my hunch is, you know, more. But I would like you to take a picture tonight of how much paste you put on your teeth. Maybe we'll post that.
Because I know people are dying to know. A pea-sized amount. A pea? I'm going much bigger than a pea. For sure. I bet I'm going three to four Ps.
Oh, big toothpaste is convinces. Well, because in the commercial, you grow up watching these great commercials and they do that beautiful, wavy.
Swirl. Do you have one in your mind? Because mine goes to an exact one.
What's yours?
It's the one that had three colors.
What was that brand?
Aquafine. You're right, it was Aqua something. It was like Aquafresh.
They have the very best insert shot of toothpaste of all time.
Yeah, we don't need to get into that.
Rob, can you put things on this TV? Or no, that's got to... Yeah, no, I can. You can? Will you put up the image of the Aquafresh? Yep. Like if you can find that classic thing that Monica and I are both thinking of. Maybe this is Mandela effect though. Maybe we're going to see it and it's like red. That's another good one. It's on the box. Who was red?
Remember that used to be red.
I don't think I'm thinking of cinnamon gum, but I know one of the toothpastes was red. Anywho, should we get into Halloween while Rob pulls it up?
As you should be.
Yeah. You're pretty much, you're either, well, that's okay. So I'm looking for the actual, like a photo of the toothpaste on a toothbrush. But boy, look at that. That already brings back. Is that even still, are they still rocking and rolling? I haven't bought aqua fresh in some time.
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