Keith Payne
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387 appearances
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first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
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And so I would just say that that supports the claim that, like, what's beautiful is novelty.
Okay. Okay, great. This is C. Okay.
Yeah, I will say this. I've already talked and slash bragged about it a lot, is the route itself is quite tight.
I live for this turn into an alley that is almost impossible.
And that's enough to do. What has always been on the plate is I'm also DJ. So I've got my playlist, but then I've cycled through it once or twice. Then I feel, I start fretting over, we need some fresh blood in the mix. So now I'm going through my phone and I'm pulling the trailer and I'm going in the alley. And that's always been on the table. So I'm juggling a little too much.
Well, now I added in these smoke machines. Now the smoke machines, unfortunately, you can't just turn them on and have them work. At least the ones I got. So I have to be... Also hitting a remote control every, the countdown is 200 seconds. So it's like I fire it up. I start driving. 200 seconds later, they shut off.
Every time it shuts off, I've got to return on the remote. I got to re-put on 200 seconds on the timer. And then I got. Oh, boy. So I always, and I have three of them. So I had on the dashboard, I had like, I had my iPhone on the armrest for the tunes. And I had these three remotes to operate the fog machine. And I got to refill the fog machines with the fluid every, I don't know, 20 minutes. Sure.
So I'm hopping out of the car to refill the things. So I had a lot going on. But I like a lot going on.
You know? Did it start on fire at one point?
Yeah, it smelled terrible. One of them, the only one you could turn on and it would run for a really long time, I had two different brands going. That one, when it ran out of oil, it kept going and I think it kind of like burnt the oil. And all of a sudden, and this was a great thing and he deserves a really special shout out. Ryan Hansen came as Ken on Rollerblades.
And so what he did is held onto the back of the trailer and did tricks and like he was on his blades going on the route. And then what was helpful about that for me is that when anything happened on back, he could quickly roller blade up to the front and tell me what was happening.
Like one time a little person wanted to get off early. Great. Another person, can we get off at the top of the hill? Yeah, I'll stop there.
And then one was he rolled up and he's like, I think the brakes are on fire. I was like, oh boy. Okay. Yeah. The trailer doesn't have brakes.
It's not a big enough trailer. Okay. I can't imagine Eric's Tesla's brakes are on fire from this very slow seven-mile-an-hour crawl through the neighborhood. So then I got out like, oh, God, do we have some kind of electrical fire?
And it was that one smoke machine. And, yeah, it stunk terribly.
My apologies to those folks that were on that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Once you smelled that smell.
Yeah. So I lost some customers. This just makes me think really quickly. This is one of the few times where I will be very generous. But in truth, it's not generosity. Do you find that when you cook, let's say you cooked three chicken breasts.
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