Kelly

And it's a gingerbread man and his leg's broken.

And it says, have you tried icing it?

I know.

I saw it.

I was like, I've got to have that.

All right, we have an Am I the Problem?

And this is from an anonymous caller or listener, writer, whatever.

And she writes, this is actually, sorry, this is a guy.

He says, am I the problem for having a hard time trusting my girlfriend sometimes because she tends to say little white lies to make herself not look so bad?

For example, she will say she's 15 minutes away from a party that she was supposed to take food to, but in reality she's 20 minutes away.

Or she'll exaggerate when she's telling the story about why she's late.

I know they are little things, but it makes me wonder if it is so easy for her to lie about that, what other things is she or would she lie about?

I'm just calling this out because I know I'm going to get relentless crap for it from you, so let's just get it over with.

You're going to lie this close to Christmas?

You're going to make Jesus sad for his birthday.

I know that you know that I had to get a scooter, so just let it just come on.

No, you don't.

No, thank God it doesn't.

So for those who don't know, I had knee surgery 10 days ago.

I wish I was.