Kelsey McKinney
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607 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Feb 2025
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Okay, so the boat is docked. Most of the crew is off the ship because they are on a journey to get their passports stamped to see penguins. And I need to get into Mira's room. Mira's key is in her bra, so I can't pickpocket it from her unless I'm willing to do some truly deranged things.
And I'm her boss. Yeah, that's important. I forgot that. Other people have room keys in general. I assume janitors would have like some kind of universal key. And janitors, it feels like at this point you might be friends with one. So you could maybe just gab it up and lift those keys.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, perfect. Great. You know what? I think it's time to deboard. The scientists seem like they probably have a nice little house that is not on the water. And I'm going to be going there and I'm going to be saying hello. Thank you so much for your service to the national sciences. Please. Can I come in?
We'll go down with this ship.
What do you do? Well, death is imminent, so... mira is no longer my problem the doctors are no longer my problem um i'm going to wherever captain jack sparrow is because i believe that he probably has a separate lifeboat for him um and i'll be there i'm not i'm not doing any of this shit yeah yeah the entire crew was trying to get her to shut the fuck up the guests are really confused and scared
Perfect. This is like when you're on a plane and you pull out from the gate and then they're like, I'm so sorry, y'all. We're going to have to go back to the gate. It's like, no, no, no. Just take off.
My body hurts. Um... I feel really stressed. Um... Everyone is a nightmare on this ship, including this ship. Um... I guess I'm on Tim's side. He doesn't seem to have done anything wrong. And he seems really good at smuggling stuff, which to me is a benefit in a person. I don't think I can be on Mira or Josie's side at this point because I'm like, you're both making me crazy.
Wow. I'm so happy for her. You know what? Actually, everyone kind of got what they wanted in this story. Tim got money.
Josie stops being on a cruise, which is hell, and entered a different kind of cruise, which is Disney World. And Mira gets to be the star. Like she will be the biggest star in Topeka. I believe in her. Same. Wow. That's the story, Kelsey. That's the gossip. How do you feel? I feel great. I'm so proud of you. This was so good. I loved it. Very, very stressful inside my body.
I will not be getting on a cruise anytime soon.
Hi, and welcome to Normal Gossip. I'm Kelsey McKinney, and in each episode of this podcast, we're going to bring you an anonymous morsel of gossip from the real world. I am so excited to welcome to the show friend of the podcast, Rishi Keish-Hirwe.
Rishi is a singer and songwriter and the host of Song Exploder, which is an award-winning podcast and Netflix series where he interviews other musicians about how they created one of their songs. Rishi co-hosted the award-winning podcast Home Cooking with chef and previous Normal Gossip guest Samin Nosrat, and he hosts the podcast The West Wing Weekly.
Rishi has also composed original scores for film and TV, including the Netflix series Everything Sucks and the video game The Red Lantern and the upcoming sci-fi thriller Companion, which comes out in theaters in January. It's a little rude for him to be this talented. Rishi, welcome to the show.
I'm so excited you're here. How are you feeling?
Okay.
Okay. Well, let's talk about it. Tell me what your relationship with gossip is. Why are you feeling stressed about it?
Okay, this is so funny because I feel like I was raised in a really similar way. Like my father was a pastor. I was very aware of like the way that I was perceived in the world and the way I needed to behave to like make sure that no one thought I was either bad or too good, right? Like I feel the same about that. But how did gossip play into that? Like were you told not to gossip?
I was going to say that's something that I imagine is hard if that is a feeling you had as a child that has continued in your profession where you are now public and people are like aware of your existence.
Oh, she. So there is a difference, right, in people gossiping about you and the fear of gossip at large as something that could affect you and gossiping as an individual, right? Like doing the gossip creation. Do you gossip? Yes.
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