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Kelsey (wedding guest — bride)

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168 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

The day of my wedding, I'm like, I guess I just have to like start getting ready and like move on with the day.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

So I'm trying to have a good attitude about it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I do end up having a good morning with my bridesmaids.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I'm kind of forgetting about it, even though I had so much to do the morning of my wedding and I was just stuck there with like two frozen spoons on my face, trying to make the swelling go down.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

At one point, I'm like, I'm going to go look over my vows on my phone and sit by the water for a second.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

So I go outside, I open my phone and I have an email from the catering manager from the night before.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

So I'm like, oh, she's checking on my well-being, of course.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

At this point, she doesn't even know if I'm freaking dead or alive.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

So I read the email and it's like, Kelsey, in all of the craziness that happened last night, I actually forgot to charge you for some of the food and you owe a full payment by end of day today.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I was like, what planet are you living on?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I was just rushed to the hospital from your restaurant.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

It's my wedding day today and you send this demanding urgent email.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

It was so crazy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I was so filled with rage.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

They like ruined my looks and now completely ruining my mood.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

Unhinged, all caps.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I was like, how dare you never contact me again?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I was in a crazy back and forth fight with them my whole honeymoon.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Wedding II

I mean, you could have sued them.