Kenan Thompson
speaker
998 appearances
4 recordings
4 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 16 Jun
Kenan Thompson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Future sequels. That's wild.
Well, that's insane because no one thought to do that. And it wasn't the first time they'd done Batman. It's like, no, this is already a thing. Like, we should all be thinking like this. He was the only one that was just like, well, probably the only one that could. Yeah, he had the pull. That shit's wild.
And I wonder if it was him or his agent. Like, who was the real business brain there?
Oh, I'm sure. I don't know what they are, but like... You know, SNL is from October to May. So like I see people that leave and then all of a sudden they're able to do like five a year kind of thing. And it's like, oh, well, I'm definitely probably not available for a lot of things. But I couldn't tell you what they were like.
I think my reps soften that blow for me and just be like, we'll save him from that. Like knowing that he's going to miss this opportunity. Right. That's nice. But I do see them like I see like when Chris did. What was the one that he wrote and directed? Five something? Chris. Chris Rock, sorry.
Top five. Top five, thank you. Where he's the alcoholic. Yeah. That one I even auditioned for and then wound up not getting it.
That one stung. That's crazy. Which part did you audition for? I think Tracy's part, so it didn't really sting that bad. Like, of course.
damn either Tracy or JB's role one of the two either one of those right but like look at that cast it would have been like that's a fun room it's great to have been around that chase you know what I mean like just like fam wow maybe DMX's last stand damn he was that was like probably the best part of the movie too yeah
Yeah, it's a mixture of the, like, balance the swing the whole other way and not really do much kind of thing. Like, I'm just on call waiting on my kids. Like, kids are getting out of school in an hour, you know what I mean? Kind of shit. And then, like, seeing what they're doing all day and then, like, at nighttime kick it or not.
Like, really feel good about going to bed in weeks off kind of shit. But, yeah, hypernormal. I don't, like, tinker at all. I wish I did, but...
It's a dedication. I respect it too much to do a special just because I have a name. Right. I've always been a big fan of stand-up and have realized early that it's not my commitment to do.
Come on. It's a real dedication for real. And I don't think it's almost like being in the street. You can't start late. Right. You can't do something else and then go do that. Right. Good point. You know, you got to like do that first.
It's like the biggest fear ever. Yeah. It is, but it wasn't my fear at the time because I didn't know any better. And I was a minor when we gave him power of attorney. Damn. And got that paperwork from the drugstore. And at the time, I was like, we're in Eckerd right now. Like legal paperwork. Yeah, notary. Documents, you know what I mean? Like out of some aisle in the fucking... Wow.
Whatever the fuck. They just had like a power of attorney document or some shit. Some doc that was able to like give them that. And it was fine until it wasn't. You know what I'm saying? And then, yeah, like... Is this all that? Sued in one time or Mighty Ducks time? It was, like, late in the Nickelodeon run. Wow. So it was, like, when I was, like, 70.
As far as Nickelodeon minors, you got off easy. I definitely did. Like, I went through clean because we were trailblazing. So, like, nobody was cocky enough to try things like that because... there was no like, you can just dismiss people's parents. Like, our parents have been like, what are you talking about? Like, we're not stepping out from anything. You know what I'm saying?
I got my cheeks pinched.
but it was never like around the business it was always like i would i took a typing class in atlanta one time right right you know like people in the hood or whatever but damn it was very innocent back then god it's scary but you've been on my tv for so long yeah my my whole life it's my the only job i've ever had heavyweights will you just name it oh my god that's right you're in heavyweights yeah that shit was a good time
No, it was targeted directly towards that person. It was like, what a piece of shit. I will fucking murder him. And, like, they just don't know. And, like, luckily it never went that far. But, like, I literally sat in his driveway.
with me and my buddy like overnight once like like i found out because the way i found out i was buying a house so i thought and he didn't show up with the down payment check you know what i mean so i'm sitting in the fucking closing office in front of like four strange white people and like they're looking at me just like twiddling their thumbs and shit and like the time comes and then it's five minutes past and then it's 10 minutes past i'm like i don't know where then i start calling you're not answering the phone
damn you know what i mean weirdly enough and it's mad early bro like i had to get up to do this shit and like get dressed yeah and like go over there and he just didn't show up so like it was highly embarrassing and then i like left there blew his phone up the whole day didn't answer and then i sat in his driveway all night and so he called me the next morning like hey are you in my driveway and i was like yeah i've been sitting here all night because there's an echo in the
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