Kenny Malone

Okay, cool.

But part of the exploding kittens process, Stephanie says, is then to ask, what is the less on-the-nose version, funnier, more whimsical?

Because that may help the game stand out on a big box shelf.

Stephanie pulls up a screen showing that the art department has invented and illustrated very silly mascots for all kinds of products.

Okay.

Stephanie pulls up an illustration of, oh my gosh, a very cute Bigfoot.

Ethically, we would ethically capture them.

I did feel magically transported to being a little kid who loves Sasquatch, I will admit.

They were adorable.

But okay.

Yeah.

Finally, option number three.

Cats who are also car salesmen.

Now, to be clear, not cars, because we talked about car problem.

The imagery here is cats in suits.

And they are, in fact, doing all kinds of jobs, to be clear, these cats.

It is dawning on us that we clearly have entered, I guess we'll call it the art of game selling.

Like will cats in suits sell better than ketchup bottles with crowns?

But we have no idea.

How are we supposed to know this?