Kenny Malone

Boop, boop, a duopoly.

I'll never bust your trust.

Okay, and then here's the last one.

You plus me equals hopefully not so much potential consumer harm to warrant regulatory intervention.

That one's a little wordy.

It won't fit on a candy heart, but I think the sentiment is right.

Yeah, fine.

I got a little carried away there.

The clear winner was Boop Boopadoopoly.

I'll never bust your trust.

Happy Valentine's Day.

We will post the official Planet Money Valentine as a downloadable file at planetmoney.com and on our Instagram.

If you give this to someone...

Please, please let me know how this goes over.

I am very curious.

Email us that story, planetmoneyatnpr.org.

That's planetmoneyatnpr.org.

And if I may sneak one final valentine, it is to you all, to our listeners.

And I would like to say that I'd love to deliver personally one of our official Planet Money Boop Valentines when I see you in person as part of the Planet Money book tour, which is not your typical book tour.

We are staging live, never-before-seen Planet Money stories.