Kevin Ryan
👤 PersonAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Everything's melted.
I was always good for an Amorosa roll while I was walking around.
Shut your fat ass.
And I would rip the top off, put it in my pocket, and then eat out the middle soft dough first.
That's what I would do.
Hot stuff.
I was only like 14.
14?
She's just dragging you.
My one cousin's huge.
You've met him.
Big kid.
He was big his whole life.
Big his whole... I mean, he was the size of an eighth grader when he was three.
And my aunt would take him to the playground, and everybody thought he was like...
developmentally challenged because they thought he was like six and he was they'd be like hey how it's your name and he couldn't talk yeah he's got a hog on him he's over in a corner smoking a heater um yeah no i like getting in the i like getting in the big part of the cart that was that's the best
Sometimes she would let it slide.
Sometimes she wouldn't.
Sitting on some waffles or something?
Yeah, man.