Kevin Ryan
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Podcast Appearances
Adam and Eve, next day delivery.
Also came rectally.
He hit that prostrate.
I don't know what you want from me.
Sure, of course.
So this year, we've decided, you know, we did the thing where...
We've spent a lot of money.
We've done this.
We've done this.
We've done.
Listen, I felt very dad.
I felt it this year.
I did my shopping for you guys this morning, cursing the whole way.
Nothing's wrapped, and you're lucky you get what you got.
Y'all fucking ungrateful bastards.
Everybody breaking my fucking stones.
I'm the only guy going to work every day.
I finally felt like it's come full circle.
I'm on the other side of all of those Christmases.