Kevin Ryan
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Happy holidays.
Is it garbage to try and trap Santa as a kid?
I remember setting up trip wires and hidden cameras to try to catch him slipping.
I live in Fairbanks, Alaska, which is right next to the North Pole, so I figured I had a pretty good shot to get him at my place.
I could stop him and his elk dead in their tracks.
Get them early in the night.
Or late.
Maybe that's the last stop.
You know what I mean?
He's tired.
You fucking catch him slipping.
Listen, if I lived up there, you got to think you can get him.
You know what I mean?
It's just by proximity.
He's got, you know, you're in a neighborhood.
You're all fucking full on cookies and milk and sluggish.
The heartburn's probably bumping.