Kim Congdon
speaker
625 appearances
7 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2024
last heard 24 Mar
Kim Congdon’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Thank you.
When you go down on your girlfriend, does she make you put a reed in her pussy?
She does, she does, yeah.
Oh, shit, bro.
I thought George W. Bush got fat for a second.
Guys, I've been dating.
I actually went on a date with a virgin, which is crazy.
I didn't know whether I should try to have sex with her or sacrifice her.
But I knew I was going to have blood on my hands either way.
She actually gave me a nice compliment.
She said that I had a nice penis, and she followed that up with, you have a nice penis, but it's not the biggest penis I've ever seen.
And I'm all about reciprocity, so I gave her a compliment right back.
I was like, you have a very nice vagina.
In fact, it's the biggest vagina I've ever seen.
It's really big.
I was nervous the first time we had sex because I thought it was going to fall in into some type of bizarro world where I have a huge cock and you're not a bitch.
Now, I hate when you're dating a girl and she brings up how badly her ex-boyfriend treated her.
That really pisses me off, because I'm like, I could have been treating you like shit this entire time.
I'll let you meet my mom.
My ex-girlfriend made me quit.
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