Kirsten (Kirst) Gordon

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544 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Aug 2026 last heard 3 Aug

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Move it Mama - The Sparkle Pod · KIRST POST MARATHON! · 3 Aug 2026 podcast

But anyway, I had a really nice coffee today and that was just divine.

I go to the bathroom.

and i explode no i look at the toilet paper and there's like five bits of toilet roll left on the thing and i go oh no and then i look in the cupboard it's all gone there's no toilet paper you've only been you've only been in your accommodation for like what 48 hours and you've run out of toilet paper

Yeah, well, there you go.

Exactly.

So give them a great perk.

They actually, yeah, and they only gave us, anyway, look, I'm not going to discuss our toilet roll.

The thing is, we had no toilet paper.

This is a very big problem because both of us need to use the bathroom.

And so I text at 4.30 in the morning, Helen, who is my cousin's wife, who was looking after the girls.

Hi, hope this doesn't wake you, but could you please bring some toilet rolls?

We've run out.

So I knew she was coming at 5.30.

Then we're scratching around looking for like bits of tissue because you want to get all your toileting done before you head out there, really.

Oh, so, okay.

So I used all the toilet paper and I went out and I was like, there's no toilet paper left.

And he was like, you, because I'd used it.

And then I looked in the cupboard for the other one and there was no other.

Do you understand?

Could have, but anyway.

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