Knuckles

Well, I've been walked in on before and said, G'day mate, how you going?

But I come from a blended family.

So mum and dad both failed their first marriages.

But on a good, positive note, they both kept a great relationship with their exes and it's all happy families most of the time.

So last Chrissy, we were at my sister's house for Boxing Day lunch because we used to have Boxing Day because everyone else has shit on Christmas.

It also happens to be my sister-in-law's birthday.

So I didn't take shit.

It's probably about one o'clock, typical, you know.

I'm a bit like you, Pooh, just comes on, you know, you gotta go.

Um, so I went downstairs, walked in, um, went to go take a shit in the toilet, and this shit, shit, uh, happens to have a shower and everything together.

Um, so I open the door, door's unlocked, um, take your beauty, drop in, open the door, and fuck me, I get a full frontal of my dad's ex.

Good for you, old boy.

Yeah.

Um, yeah, I haven't spoken about it.

It's an unspoken thing.

I walked up to my sister.

I went, oh, just saw your mum's boobs.

And just walked past her and drove by with that.

Bit of head noise for her on Chrissy Day.

Um, but yeah, yeah, full frontal of dad's ex.