Krissy Hoadley

I'd probably have fun with him.

I think he was funny.

I used to have a friend.

Chrissy and I used to have a friend.

He smelled bad.

He was just like, he was a comic book.

I don't even, not even a dork, just like a comic book dork.

But he had all the money in the world.

That was the only thing that made him different than, like, the comic book loser, was he had all the money in the world.

He came from, like, an extremely wealthy family.

But besides that, he was like, a comic book, oh, I never get laid.

Well, it's because you smell like shit, take a fucking shower, maybe you'll get laid, right?

It's because the first thing you say to a woman is that you have a small penis.

It's like, you know, these are things of reason.

He was like, just, he could not get out of his own way.

Mm-hmm.

And if you met him, it was likely you were just going to be so annoyed by him.

Everybody, except for a few of us, everybody just didn't like being around the guy.

He was an oh me, poor me, everything sucks, I hate life, life hates me, I can't get anything right kind of guy.

But I fell in love with him because he just was a caricature that I...