Krissy Joy Hoadley
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Even at my young tender age, I knew enough to know that I shouldn't be left alone in the woods with these guys.
And I don't know the first thing about camping, woods.
I would eat mushrooms probably the first day and die.
I went on the Appalachian Trail one time.
I went three days up and I came back.
I went on the Appalachian Trail to make it a month.
I was going to go from here to wherever, Charlotte or wherever.
Not Charlotte, but wherever it was up in the Appalachias.
I was going to make it a month with these two girls, of course.
I made it three days, and one of them had to walk me back.
And then she went by herself to go meet up with her friend.
But I know enough to know that this is not old cable.
They just tied it around this damn tree.
They've been trying to pull the logs out of the ground.
Cinched up around the top of it.
He'd been doing some weird auto-erotic penis asphyxiation with steel cable and trees.