Kristen Schaal

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730 appearances 5 recordings 4 series first heard Dec 2024 last heard 21 Jun

Kristen Schaal’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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And it's completely dark, windowless room.
I've got orbs on my eyes.
I don't know what's going on.
And so she's like, excuse me for a minute.
And she makes her way to the door in the dark.
I just hear like, I don't know.
I don't know.
It's me too.
Me too.
And then she comes in and she's like, are you okay?
She's checking on me.
And I'm like, I'm fine.
I'll just chill here.
And then she goes back out.
And then I hear something pretty scary, which is it's a citywide power outage.
And then I'm like, oh.
Then my mind, I'm on the table with a towel, shafty pussed.
then my mind starts racing to all these different scenarios like the first thing is like I lived through 9-11 so my first thought is like oh I guess it's another terrorist attack and then this is what's fucked up about the times I'm like it's probably Donald Trump fucking with California because he like famously hates us so much isn't that sad that I was instantly like my president's probably doing this
Plot Chili is like causing harm around our city.
There was no window.
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