Kurt Metzger
speaker
5,061 appearances
9 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard 6 Jul
Kurt Metzger’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Okay.
A dolphin-like, a Netanyahu-like fish mammal.
Because this is more important things than a measly genocide.
Okay.
Okay, so I asked if they're just smearing dolphins, right?
Right.
So she said, what they say about dolphin rape, it's true.
All caps.
All caps.
They are very sexual animals and even masturbate.
Young males can get very horny and it's like they go into a trance.
For some reason, they like knees.
So I was doing a program with a very nice family and I saw Flippy, name change, drop to the lady's knees and start buzzing on them.
That's echolocation.
It's like groom your knees with their echolocation abilities.
So I'm like, fucking great, that's all caps.
So I followed protocol and put myself in between the dolphin and the guests and asked them to get out of the water.
So you understand there's a protocol in place for when Flippy starts echolocating your knees.
Okay.
Oh my God.
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