Kurt Metzger
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5,061 appearances
9 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard 6 Jul
Kurt Metzger’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Flippy then starts circling me fast with his dick out, hooking my leg and dragging me into deep water.
As he's doing it, it literally looks like the scene in Jaws where the shark's hitting the girl and she's like ripping around.
And she's jerking around, and you can't see what's happening under the water.
Obviously, I'm fucking terrified, and I'm trying to play it off to the guests like everything is fine.
So I'm laughing and saying, you know how dogs get a little rough when they
Okay, that's protocol, by the way, so I guess good work.
Then my shoes come off, and so I'm floating, and the guests try to get back in the water to get my shoes for me, and I yell, no!
Lamal, I managed to get away and walk out only mental scars.
Thank God all cabs.
Thank God I was wearing a wetsuit.
I would have felt that slimy dick hooking my legs.
It's like a Japanese anime hanging out with dolphins.
Yeah, well, no court would convict them.
That's what I, John C. Lilly.
They just
Yeah, they're kind of like the dogs of the sea, I think.
I don't think they're like human intelligence.
Sounds like they're like a
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