Kyla Scanlon

The Federal Reserve is no longer forecasting our recession, and we just wanted to thank some of the economic stars that got us to where we are today.

The Federal Reserve is no longer forecasting our recession, and we just wanted to thank some of the economic stars that got us to where we are today.

First off, Taylor Swift.

First off, Taylor Swift.

You bought tickets, you booked hotels, and you rode those lift scooters in the middle of the street quite dangerously.

You bought tickets, you booked hotels, and you rode those lift scooters in the middle of the street quite dangerously.

Most importantly, you boosted TDP, Taylor Domestic Product.

Most importantly, you boosted TDP, Taylor Domestic Product.

Second, Barbenheimer.

Second, Barbenheimer.

And of course, big fiscal, government spending really bolstered this economy.

And of course, big fiscal, government spending really bolstered this economy.

So what did the Federal Reserve do today?

So what did the Federal Reserve do today?

We raised rates by 25 basis points.

We raised rates by 25 basis points.

Will we do it again?

Will we do it again?

Maybe.

Maybe.