Kylie Kelce (host)
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Podcast Appearances
I'm so excited.
Let's go.
Let's just, let's fucking go.
Okay, now, since I'm talking about the game, I figured I'd quickly do some kickoff predictions, except the real ones know I believe in jinxes far too much to give any real predictions about the actual game, so instead, here are my predictions about everything else.
Essentially, instead of guessing how many TDs Saquon will score, I'm going to predict things like what color shirt Big Dom will be wearing.
You get it.
So Queen Emma has written out several home opener scenarios, and I'm going to respond to each with my best prediction.
Queen Emma said I'm probably going to need my spoon, so got it.
Number one, how many times will I say, fuck the Cowboys from the moment I step into the parking lot to when I return to the car post-game?
Over under 30 times, I'd say over.
Over 30 times for sure.
That is honestly one of the key bonding moments that you get to experience in Lincoln Financial Field on a game day against the Cowboys.
So I will be partaking in that.
What else will I be saying?
That's one of the downsides of going to watch a game in person.
I have said it a number of times now that when I go to the stadium, I am not allowed to be as free with my thoughts and feelings as I am in my own living room.
the privacy of my own home so i will probably be saying significantly less curse words in the stadium than i will when i watch games at home so um will now will i think them yes that's probably going to be the entire narration of my uh inner thoughts
Number two, what Eagles jersey or shirt will I be wearing to the game?
That's game time decision.
I have a couple favorites.