Kylie Kelsey

It feels so nice to bend down and not have someone, a human being in my ribs. Okay. I'll tell you everything I can remember about when we met you. I'll start with the lead up. We reported for my induction on Saturday. I have to evict the children I grow. We tried everything. I tried doing sprints up my friend's driveway. I tried doing sprints in the backyard with my children.

It feels so nice to bend down and not have someone, a human being in my ribs. Okay. I'll tell you everything I can remember about when we met you. I'll start with the lead up. We reported for my induction on Saturday. I have to evict the children I grow. We tried everything. I tried doing sprints up my friend's driveway. I tried doing sprints in the backyard with my children.

I tried eating an excess of pineapple. I tried red raspberry leaf tea. I tried, oh God, what else? Spicy food. I tried, oh, I had two massages in a matter of five days. I tried a warm bath, not a hot bath, a warm bath. I tried stretching. I tried the exercise ball. I tried everything to get this child to come out naturally.

I tried eating an excess of pineapple. I tried red raspberry leaf tea. I tried, oh God, what else? Spicy food. I tried, oh, I had two massages in a matter of five days. I tried a warm bath, not a hot bath, a warm bath. I tried stretching. I tried the exercise ball. I tried everything to get this child to come out naturally.

I tried eating an excess of pineapple. I tried red raspberry leaf tea. I tried, oh God, what else? Spicy food. I tried, oh, I had two massages in a matter of five days. I tried a warm bath, not a hot bath, a warm bath. I tried stretching. I tried the exercise ball. I tried everything to get this child to come out naturally.

And it wasn't going to happen because when I showed up to the hospital after two weeks of being one centimeter dilated, guess how dilated I was. That's right. One centimeter dilated. It's so mad. Like, I just thought maybe like the fourth, you know, maybe the fourth will come and decide to come out. Like my body will say, we've done this a couple of times. We know what you're trying to do.

And it wasn't going to happen because when I showed up to the hospital after two weeks of being one centimeter dilated, guess how dilated I was. That's right. One centimeter dilated. It's so mad. Like, I just thought maybe like the fourth, you know, maybe the fourth will come and decide to come out. Like my body will say, we've done this a couple of times. We know what you're trying to do.

And it wasn't going to happen because when I showed up to the hospital after two weeks of being one centimeter dilated, guess how dilated I was. That's right. One centimeter dilated. It's so mad. Like, I just thought maybe like the fourth, you know, maybe the fourth will come and decide to come out. Like my body will say, we've done this a couple of times. We know what you're trying to do.

Let's get this baby out. No, it's not what happened. It's fine. She came out. Again, a baby's going to do what baby wants to do. Baby was comfy. Finn said, no, I'm good in here, mom. And then... We served an eviction notice. Jason did not bring an air mattress. I was actually very surprised about that. But he did bring his fan. And he didn't fan it on me. So he's... He's A-okay.

Let's get this baby out. No, it's not what happened. It's fine. She came out. Again, a baby's going to do what baby wants to do. Baby was comfy. Finn said, no, I'm good in here, mom. And then... We served an eviction notice. Jason did not bring an air mattress. I was actually very surprised about that. But he did bring his fan. And he didn't fan it on me. So he's... He's A-okay.

Let's get this baby out. No, it's not what happened. It's fine. She came out. Again, a baby's going to do what baby wants to do. Baby was comfy. Finn said, no, I'm good in here, mom. And then... We served an eviction notice. Jason did not bring an air mattress. I was actually very surprised about that. But he did bring his fan. And he didn't fan it on me. So he's... He's A-okay.

We are definitely regulars in labor and delivery to a point that we... Really, at this point, have regular nurses that we see and... I love it there. It's like a second home at this point. We do get in and get out. One of the charge nurses who I love dearly, Teresa, she said it kind of seems like we're using it as a drive-thru. I respects it. We were definitely all business and out.

We are definitely regulars in labor and delivery to a point that we... Really, at this point, have regular nurses that we see and... I love it there. It's like a second home at this point. We do get in and get out. One of the charge nurses who I love dearly, Teresa, she said it kind of seems like we're using it as a drive-thru. I respects it. We were definitely all business and out.

We are definitely regulars in labor and delivery to a point that we... Really, at this point, have regular nurses that we see and... I love it there. It's like a second home at this point. We do get in and get out. One of the charge nurses who I love dearly, Teresa, she said it kind of seems like we're using it as a drive-thru. I respects it. We were definitely all business and out.

I did not say I'll see you next time this time around. I didn't say that because four is cool. uh then we got right into the induction i was in labor from probably i don't know two three o'clock i don't know what time i got an epidural but right after i got my epidural i got the shakes if anybody knows about the shakes I thought she was coming down the chute. I could not control myself.

I did not say I'll see you next time this time around. I didn't say that because four is cool. uh then we got right into the induction i was in labor from probably i don't know two three o'clock i don't know what time i got an epidural but right after i got my epidural i got the shakes if anybody knows about the shakes I thought she was coming down the chute. I could not control myself.

I did not say I'll see you next time this time around. I didn't say that because four is cool. uh then we got right into the induction i was in labor from probably i don't know two three o'clock i don't know what time i got an epidural but right after i got my epidural i got the shakes if anybody knows about the shakes I thought she was coming down the chute. I could not control myself.

I was like teeth chattering. Jason was like, are you good? I was not good. Can confirm that. I got some Zofran. I feel like this is a breach of HIPAA. Telling my own shit. I got Zofran because I don't like to feel nauseous. It's that simple. I'm not into that. And so I... Got that.

I was like teeth chattering. Jason was like, are you good? I was not good. Can confirm that. I got some Zofran. I feel like this is a breach of HIPAA. Telling my own shit. I got Zofran because I don't like to feel nauseous. It's that simple. I'm not into that. And so I... Got that.

I was like teeth chattering. Jason was like, are you good? I was not good. Can confirm that. I got some Zofran. I feel like this is a breach of HIPAA. Telling my own shit. I got Zofran because I don't like to feel nauseous. It's that simple. I'm not into that. And so I... Got that.