Kylie Kelsey

Not going to lie.

Not going to lie.

Not going to lie.

That was good. Let's get this show started. Welcome back to Not Gonna Lie, a Wave original brought to you by Nanit. And welcome to my postpartum special. If you're thinking to yourself, how is Kylie podcasting right now? Didn't she just have a baby like yesterday? Say less. I did. It's right there. Yep. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. No longer pregnant.

That was good. Let's get this show started. Welcome back to Not Gonna Lie, a Wave original brought to you by Nanit. And welcome to my postpartum special. If you're thinking to yourself, how is Kylie podcasting right now? Didn't she just have a baby like yesterday? Say less. I did. It's right there. Yep. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. No longer pregnant.

That was good. Let's get this show started. Welcome back to Not Gonna Lie, a Wave original brought to you by Nanit. And welcome to my postpartum special. If you're thinking to yourself, how is Kylie podcasting right now? Didn't she just have a baby like yesterday? Say less. I did. It's right there. Yep. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. No longer pregnant.

Slept a grand total of maybe four hours last night, and I just gave birth to my fourth daughter. Literally two days ago. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's right. I'm officially a mom of four. It feels really weird to even consider that if we went to a restaurant, we would say, Kelsey, party of six. We have four kids and four car seats. What the fuck are we doing?

Slept a grand total of maybe four hours last night, and I just gave birth to my fourth daughter. Literally two days ago. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's right. I'm officially a mom of four. It feels really weird to even consider that if we went to a restaurant, we would say, Kelsey, party of six. We have four kids and four car seats. What the fuck are we doing?

Slept a grand total of maybe four hours last night, and I just gave birth to my fourth daughter. Literally two days ago. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's right. I'm officially a mom of four. It feels really weird to even consider that if we went to a restaurant, we would say, Kelsey, party of six. We have four kids and four car seats. What the fuck are we doing?

I got back from the hospital a little over 24 hours ago. I don't... We're lucky I can form a sentence right now, okay? I wanted to do a postpartum special because I felt like it was important to put a little bow on the end of my pregnancy. And also... I wanted people to see. Now, there's going to be a population of people that are like, I just had a human being exit my body. Okay.

I got back from the hospital a little over 24 hours ago. I don't... We're lucky I can form a sentence right now, okay? I wanted to do a postpartum special because I felt like it was important to put a little bow on the end of my pregnancy. And also... I wanted people to see. Now, there's going to be a population of people that are like, I just had a human being exit my body. Okay.

I got back from the hospital a little over 24 hours ago. I don't... We're lucky I can form a sentence right now, okay? I wanted to do a postpartum special because I felt like it was important to put a little bow on the end of my pregnancy. And also... I wanted people to see. Now, there's going to be a population of people that are like, I just had a human being exit my body. Okay.

Am I sitting on an ice pack? Yes. Have I gotten much sleep? No. I'm going to spare you the other details because my next step was going to be, Yes. We can just bleep that out. I told Queen Emma that I wanted to do this all the way back in January. And she was like, nah, we could just start maternity leave. And I was like, nah, Queen Emma, we got to show the people.

Am I sitting on an ice pack? Yes. Have I gotten much sleep? No. I'm going to spare you the other details because my next step was going to be, Yes. We can just bleep that out. I told Queen Emma that I wanted to do this all the way back in January. And she was like, nah, we could just start maternity leave. And I was like, nah, Queen Emma, we got to show the people.

Am I sitting on an ice pack? Yes. Have I gotten much sleep? No. I'm going to spare you the other details because my next step was going to be, Yes. We can just bleep that out. I told Queen Emma that I wanted to do this all the way back in January. And she was like, nah, we could just start maternity leave. And I was like, nah, Queen Emma, we got to show the people.

We got to show them what postpartum looks like. It's going great. I just thought it would be funny to record an episode with my baby. Isn't this funny? Do you realize it's crazy that you're taping this show right now? Yes, I do. Although it seems that I'm just unhinged, I'm actually self-aware and unhinged. It's a great combination. Coming up, this is so bad.

We got to show them what postpartum looks like. It's going great. I just thought it would be funny to record an episode with my baby. Isn't this funny? Do you realize it's crazy that you're taping this show right now? Yes, I do. Although it seems that I'm just unhinged, I'm actually self-aware and unhinged. It's a great combination. Coming up, this is so bad.

We got to show them what postpartum looks like. It's going great. I just thought it would be funny to record an episode with my baby. Isn't this funny? Do you realize it's crazy that you're taping this show right now? Yes, I do. Although it seems that I'm just unhinged, I'm actually self-aware and unhinged. It's a great combination. Coming up, this is so bad.