Lars Sivertsen

He created that on his own.

So he created one goal out of nothing and then inexplicably gave away a penalty.

So that's net zero on the Matisse tell there.

Yes.

That was unbelievable.

The betting markets have West Ham at an implied probability of 82% to go down.

I do not agree with that.

I have to say that the 82-18 split, I can absolutely not get on board with at all in this situation.

And I think this Chelsea game is super interesting, right?

Because you say Chelsea at their worst could beat Spurs.

They do have, I think, one point in the last eight or last seven in the league.

They've got one point, Chelsea.

And they're coming straight off a cup final, which will either be like the day that sort of kind of redeems their season a little bit, or it will be the final nail in the coffin of a total disaster with no redeemable features.

Either way, squad is probably in a slightly odd headspace three days after that, I think it's fair to say, one way or the other.

But also...

We have this discourse about Chelsea.

Are they still Chelsea or are they just a collection of bits put together by silly American hedge fund types?

If there's any sense of the spirit of Chelsea Football Club still being alive, they will go 150% in this because this is between them two.

There's been so much spite.

In terms of sheer nastiness, I feel like Chelsea Spurs have almost overtaken Chelsea Arsenal as rivalries.