Laura Koonsberg

Welcome back to the BBC's by-election coverage.

I'm Laura Koonsberg.

It's 4am in the morning.

I've just chugged my 50th Pro Plus.

I can hear colours.

And Chris Mason has gone feral and is living behind the bins.

I'm here with the new MP for Makerfield, Andy Burnham.

Andy Burnham, congratulations, but what's the plan?

Well, that's not true.

How would you have dealt with the Russians firing at yachts in the English Channel, for example?

OK, so how would you handle Donald Trump and don't say buses?

How are you going to help a Labour Party facing the very real threat of reform?

Mr Burnham, buses seem to be your only frame of reference.

I want to make it plain.

After video review, I have seen no evidence of wrongdoing whatsoever.

Look, I can only intervene when there's been a clear and obvious error.

And as far as I'm concerned, nothing is clear and absolutely nothing is obvious.

So let's get this game back underway, not that I'm interested in games, which is why I didn't notice my husband's Nintendo 3DS console, the Xbox 360, or the Turtle Beach Wi-Fi Ready gaming headset.

LAUGHTER

And let me add, I have nothing to say about the whole campervan hoo-ha.