Lauren Sporer

And then like three messages later, someone will say, when and where are we meeting?

So like basically it's the friend who wants other people to do the research for them, even if it's something simple.

I think this is you.

A finger princess?

Yes.

You will say, what was the name of that episode?

Even though you're just as capable as any of us of Googling it.

You'll be like, what time is the meeting?

And I'm like, well, you also have a calendar.

We're on the same invitation.

Yeah, and then maybe if she doesn't respond to you fast enough, you'll text me and say, what's the password for the criminal New York Times account?

But we all have access to the same place.

We can all get it from the exact same place with the same amount of effort.

So you, Phoebe Judge, are a finger princess.

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

Headline number two.

Did you know that there was a new planet that was found that is quite similar to Earth?

It is the same radius, and it moves at a similar speed around a star.

So they're saying that it is the Earthiest planet yet.