Lena Waithe
speaker
149 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard 1 Jun
Lena Waithe’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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For 10 minutes a day.
Her name was Marisola.
I won't say a last name.
And we kissed at the dance. We both had giant metal braces.
Oh, they did. Sure. Yeah, yeah. It was. And she, we kissed. And then we would kiss at lunch at the lockers. Okay. Right before I go to class, right? And she would wear real dark lipstick with even darker lip liner. Well, I didn't know. And I'd walk into class and my teacher would be like, get out of here. What? Just, just, just lipstick all over this face.
Mandy says every kiss is my first kiss.
No, come on. You just don't want to talk about it?
That's right. That's late. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I guess now that I'm an adult with kids, I'm thinking, that's not late enough. Wait a minute, what do you mean 15? College. You're gonna live with me until you're 25. And then after that, you're gonna take me to lunch every day.
Can we real quick, before we get too far away from your friend with the Jeep, remember a time when you could be in the middle of kissing somebody and a friend would touch you while it was happening?
There's just no decorum. None. And you're kissing in public anyways.
And they're like, this close. Hey, are you guys done? Are you finished? Because I have to go. I love it. Go on.
Didn't even kiss. They just knocked tongues together. It was so wet.
Mandy, are you remembering yours at all?
Orlando, 1992. It's not 92. Or 98.
She had a little crutch.
Yeah, I skipped that.
And in the meantime, looking back, like the music that was being played at my junior high dance is like strip club music. Totally. What was happening? Totally. Jesus. Just simulated grind. 13-year-old was backing it up.
And you're like, what? These are 13-year-olds. How old did you ask?
I got this. All right.
I got to be fast cooking. I can't be slow cooking. I need my meals, like, now.
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