Lewis Black

I can't hear you. What I heard, E. You think it's C? It's B, right? It's got to be the Jeopardy thing. It is the Jeopardy thing.

I can't hear you. What I heard, E. You think it's C? It's B, right? It's got to be the Jeopardy thing. It is the Jeopardy thing.

Wow. What were the words?

Wow. What were the words?

Wow. What were the words?

No, they've got to be, go to sleep, you little prick. There has to be words.

No, they've got to be, go to sleep, you little prick. There has to be words.

No, they've got to be, go to sleep, you little prick. There has to be words.

It's got to be the crocodile.

It's got to be the crocodile.

It's got to be the crocodile.

Yeah, April 29th, I'll be at Memorial Hall at Chapel Hill.

Yeah, April 29th, I'll be at Memorial Hall at Chapel Hill.

Yeah, April 29th, I'll be at Memorial Hall at Chapel Hill.

Whether you say our economy is in a recession, or a slowdown, or a war on money, one thing's for sure, the American people are literally losing the shirts off their back. Just look at this poor young orphan. At least I assume she's an orphan. What kind of parents would let that happen? Fortunately, the president is ready to bail us out with an economic stimulus package.

Whether you say our economy is in a recession, or a slowdown, or a war on money, one thing's for sure, the American people are literally losing the shirts off their back. Just look at this poor young orphan. At least I assume she's an orphan. What kind of parents would let that happen? Fortunately, the president is ready to bail us out with an economic stimulus package.

Finally, a waste of the taxpayers' money I can get behind. But I'm sorry, you said there were two aspects to the package.

Finally, a waste of the taxpayers' money I can get behind. But I'm sorry, you said there were two aspects to the package.

Fourthly... Fourthly, who wouldn't trust an economic plan from that guy? So how's it work? Well, right now the IRS is sending out rebate checks of $600 per person and $1,200 per couple. But that's not all.

Fourthly... Fourthly, who wouldn't trust an economic plan from that guy? So how's it work? Well, right now the IRS is sending out rebate checks of $600 per person and $1,200 per couple. But that's not all.