Lewis Black

This is crazy.

Christmas has nothing to do with the Holocaust.

Santa's list and Schindler's list are very different lists.

But if you have to think of the Jews at Christmas, why not get them a little something to show you care, like this guy?

I appreciate the gesture, but who cares if a neo-Nazi gets their hands on Hitler's top hat?

It's not like the hat will magically turn them into a super Nazi.

All you get is a skinhead who looks like Mr. Peanut.

And giving Hitler's hat to a Jewish group isn't going to do anything.

They're just going to take turns shitting in it.

Although come to think of it, that sounds like a pretty good Hanukkah to me.

We thought Hitler's hat could only hold one turd, but it held eight.

What a mitzvah.

And by the way, are we sure this is real?

We've all seen pictures of Hitler, and he's never wearing a top hat.

Personally, I think this was just a scam to get people to buy fake Hitler stuff.

And that's the kind of scam I want to get in on.

So hey, neo-Nazis, perhaps I could interest you in,

Hitler's Ninja.

That's right.

That wasn't a mustache on Adolph's lip.