Lewis Black

$300 per child? I can get twice that on the black market. Naturally, the administration thinks the rebate is the best thing since sliced taxes.

$300 per child? I can get twice that on the black market. Naturally, the administration thinks the rebate is the best thing since sliced taxes.

Finally, I get to use my tax money the way I want to? I wonder who I can invade for $600. But how are John and J-E-Q Public gonna spend their windfall? I'll use it to pay bills.

Finally, I get to use my tax money the way I want to? I wonder who I can invade for $600. But how are John and J-E-Q Public gonna spend their windfall? I'll use it to pay bills.

You're gonna pay your bills? Maybe I'd believe you more if you weren't standing in a Best Buy unless your bank is inside one of those iPod docking stations. At least he wasn't standing in a fireworks and porn store. That's where I'd be. But there's also a dark side to the stimulus package.

You're gonna pay your bills? Maybe I'd believe you more if you weren't standing in a Best Buy unless your bank is inside one of those iPod docking stations. At least he wasn't standing in a fireworks and porn store. That's where I'd be. But there's also a dark side to the stimulus package.

Maybe I can help. Don't click there! At the end of the day, this stimulus plan is about Americans buying crap to save an economy destroyed by America's love of buying crap. Will it work? Well, I've got 600 lottery tickets that say, I don't care! John? Lewis! Lewis Black, everybody! We'll be right back.

Maybe I can help. Don't click there! At the end of the day, this stimulus plan is about Americans buying crap to save an economy destroyed by America's love of buying crap. Will it work? Well, I've got 600 lottery tickets that say, I don't care! John? Lewis! Lewis Black, everybody! We'll be right back.

The All-American Basketball Alliance is an alternative brand to the NBA, today's professional basketball. But to take on the NBA, you need a hook. We're using all-white, American-born players. Wait, go back. All white? All white, to play and coach. is you must be Caucasian, and your parents must be Caucasian and born in the United States.

The All-American Basketball Alliance is an alternative brand to the NBA, today's professional basketball. But to take on the NBA, you need a hook. We're using all-white, American-born players. Wait, go back. All white? All white, to play and coach. is you must be Caucasian, and your parents must be Caucasian and born in the United States.

Yes.

Yes.

I stake my reputation that this is a serious matter.

I stake my reputation that this is a serious matter.

Well, I'm quite fundamental basketball. basically just got left behind.

Well, I'm quite fundamental basketball. basically just got left behind.

I'm trying to return the game to the fundamental game of basketball, dribbling skills, shooting skills, passing skills, something called a playbook.

I'm trying to return the game to the fundamental game of basketball, dribbling skills, shooting skills, passing skills, something called a playbook.

I want the truth. Blacks overall are better athletes when it comes to the game of basketball. Well, yeah, they're black. See, we can make anything racist, Jason. And yet you make it look so easy. It is unfair to call me a racist. Of course. I was a child of integration, forced integration by the government. And let me tell you something, you want to deal with racism?

I want the truth. Blacks overall are better athletes when it comes to the game of basketball. Well, yeah, they're black. See, we can make anything racist, Jason. And yet you make it look so easy. It is unfair to call me a racist. Of course. I was a child of integration, forced integration by the government. And let me tell you something, you want to deal with racism?