Lewis Black

Friends of yours that are on the white basketball team are pushed off the team because now all of a sudden you've got a very talented black athlete who are going to the same school and the coach wants to win. Now you want to talk about racism? I've lived racism.

Friends of yours that are on the white basketball team are pushed off the team because now all of a sudden you've got a very talented black athlete who are going to the same school and the coach wants to win. Now you want to talk about racism? I've lived racism.

There is a difference in the techniques.

There is a difference in the techniques.

This is what I'm talking about though, Jason. You see, here's this black player and he's mouthing off at a white guy. You see what I'm saying? A white guy of authority, he's mouthing off. This is the problem we're having in today's game. He's a dirty field because he has a whistle? That's right. Wow. That's right. I have a whistle too. Do you have it with you? Yeah. Okay.

This is what I'm talking about though, Jason. You see, here's this black player and he's mouthing off at a white guy. You see what I'm saying? A white guy of authority, he's mouthing off. This is the problem we're having in today's game. He's a dirty field because he has a whistle? That's right. Wow. That's right. I have a whistle too. Do you have it with you? Yeah. Okay.

Well, what are you doing with a whistle? Do you steal off a white player, a white man? You shouldn't have a whistle. This is the problem we're having.

Well, what are you doing with a whistle? Do you steal off a white player, a white man? You shouldn't have a whistle. This is the problem we're having.

Oh, yeah. I mean, after integration. Well, to tell you the truth, Jason, what I'm doing is I'm not a genius, okay? You could have fooled me. All I am is just speaking for the silent white middle America. I'm not here to please everyone or anyone.

Oh, yeah. I mean, after integration. Well, to tell you the truth, Jason, what I'm doing is I'm not a genius, okay? You could have fooled me. All I am is just speaking for the silent white middle America. I'm not here to please everyone or anyone.

You know, once upon a time, air travel was a pleasant experience. People got dressed up. The food was good. And if someone put their elbow on your armrest, you could burn it with your cigarette. Of course, nowadays, travel sucks. And it's only getting worse.

You know, once upon a time, air travel was a pleasant experience. People got dressed up. The food was good. And if someone put their elbow on your armrest, you could burn it with your cigarette. Of course, nowadays, travel sucks. And it's only getting worse.

Yeah, no shit. What else are you going to tell me? Alec Baldwin is no longer the gold standard in workplace safety? And look, I'm no aviation safety expert, but I'm pretty sure the plane is supposed to land right side up, not splayed on its back like it's waiting for a happy ending. Oh, Svetlana, my landing gear isn't gonna tickle itself.

Yeah, no shit. What else are you going to tell me? Alec Baldwin is no longer the gold standard in workplace safety? And look, I'm no aviation safety expert, but I'm pretty sure the plane is supposed to land right side up, not splayed on its back like it's waiting for a happy ending. Oh, Svetlana, my landing gear isn't gonna tickle itself.

So it's safe to say air travel is in rougher shape than RFK Jr. 's larynx. And all of these mishaps are no coincidence, since America treats its air traffic controllers like crap.

So it's safe to say air travel is in rougher shape than RFK Jr. 's larynx. And all of these mishaps are no coincidence, since America treats its air traffic controllers like crap.

How is this possible? There are 300 million people in this country and we can't find any more air traffic controllers? Listen, America, some of you need to help land airplanes. We can't all be TikTok influencers. And I was doing it first. What up, fam? Remember to smash that like button or I'll kill myself. Wow, three million likes. Joke's on you, I'm still gonna kill myself.

How is this possible? There are 300 million people in this country and we can't find any more air traffic controllers? Listen, America, some of you need to help land airplanes. We can't all be TikTok influencers. And I was doing it first. What up, fam? Remember to smash that like button or I'll kill myself. Wow, three million likes. Joke's on you, I'm still gonna kill myself.

So yes, it seems like air traffic controllers are in a wee bit of trouble. Luckily, inbred Freddie Mercury is here to help.

So yes, it seems like air traffic controllers are in a wee bit of trouble. Luckily, inbred Freddie Mercury is here to help.