Lewis Black

Get the car! Get the car! Everybody get the car! Over on ABC, 2020 both documented and lived out mankind's excess by flying reporters to file live reports from six of the seven continents.

Then for God's sakes, stop talking! Your inane blather is raping the earth! Host Diane Sawyer talked to a scientist from Antarctica and found out it's cold there.

Then for God's sakes, stop talking! Your inane blather is raping the earth! Host Diane Sawyer talked to a scientist from Antarctica and found out it's cold there.

I'll tell you right now, if I go through the trouble of placing a satellite call just to hear Diane Sawyer's voice, she better not thin my pole. Still, my favorite Earth Day special had to be this. Pimp My Ride, a show devoted to creating the least efficient vehicles in human history, has the nerve to throw its own Earth Day celebration on Sunday.

I'll tell you right now, if I go through the trouble of placing a satellite call just to hear Diane Sawyer's voice, she better not thin my pole. Still, my favorite Earth Day special had to be this. Pimp My Ride, a show devoted to creating the least efficient vehicles in human history, has the nerve to throw its own Earth Day celebration on Sunday.

B. Ash! It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance. Any other final thoughts?

B. Ash! It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance. Any other final thoughts?

Use less gasoline. There are kind of little things that you can do. Do something wonderful for your life and get rid of this junk. So there you have it, advice on saving planet Earth from a bunch of people who couldn't even save Planet Hollywood.

Use less gasoline. There are kind of little things that you can do. Do something wonderful for your life and get rid of this junk. So there you have it, advice on saving planet Earth from a bunch of people who couldn't even save Planet Hollywood.

I discovered it. I mean, and I really... I wasn't angry on stage. I realized that I was suppressing the anger. Finally, as I was rolling along, a friend of mine, another comic came up and he said, you know, you're really angry and you should let it come out. You should go on stage and yell everything.

I discovered it. I mean, and I really... I wasn't angry on stage. I realized that I was suppressing the anger. Finally, as I was rolling along, a friend of mine, another comic came up and he said, you know, you're really angry and you should let it come out. You should go on stage and yell everything.

I discovered it. I mean, and I really... I wasn't angry on stage. I realized that I was suppressing the anger. Finally, as I was rolling along, a friend of mine, another comic came up and he said, you know, you're really angry and you should let it come out. You should go on stage and yell everything.

And he said, I'm on stage yelling all the time, and nothing that I'm yelling about should anybody be angry about. I mean, this is a guy who put plumber's helpers on his head. And so I did it. And it literally was, I went, that's it.

And he said, I'm on stage yelling all the time, and nothing that I'm yelling about should anybody be angry about. I mean, this is a guy who put plumber's helpers on his head. And so I did it. And it literally was, I went, that's it.

And he said, I'm on stage yelling all the time, and nothing that I'm yelling about should anybody be angry about. I mean, this is a guy who put plumber's helpers on his head. And so I did it. And it literally was, I went, that's it.

It's exhausting. I thought you, actually.

It's exhausting. I thought you, actually.

It's exhausting. I thought you, actually.

Well, I am... I wake up and either... I'm looking at a newspaper, I'm turning the TV on, or I'm looking at my phone, and within five minutes, I'm livid. Something has occurred that has driven me completely nuts.

Well, I am... I wake up and either... I'm looking at a newspaper, I'm turning the TV on, or I'm looking at my phone, and within five minutes, I'm livid. Something has occurred that has driven me completely nuts.