Lincoln Allan

She wasn't even that mean to me compared to some of the other kids.

Have you ever thought about sending her an email with your Yarnsman certificate?

Maybe I should.

Maybe.

Yeah, you should.

Yeah.

No, I used to really get right off on the fact that I was farming because all the teachers go, you'll never get paid to stare out a window.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Here I am, staring out a window, feet up, talking shit on the two-way.

Just living your best life.

Oi, on that thing about, like, it would be so hard not to laugh at kids doing certain things.

Do you know how the old, oh, yeah, has been going around?

And the school kids do it, and the little ones hear it, and then they do it, but they don't know what the, like, they don't understand what it means, right?

So we're there yesterday outside with the basketball hoop, and I've got the chalk on the concrete.

Did the around the world.

So you get a shot in, you move around, me and Harry.

And anyway, I'm upping.

We're balking each other before the shots, and I was going, hey, sort of thing.

As I'm going for a shot, bro, he goes, oh.

And, mate, I went, what the fuck?