Lincoln Allan

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18,996 appearances 25 recordings 8 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 7 Jul

Lincoln Allan’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Alpha Blokes Podcast · Ep. 557 - 8 Blokes, 2 Cars And Heaps Of Fireworks · 6 Jul 2026 podcast

Yeah.

I didn't realise that that was such a set-up facility, really.

Because obviously when we've been there, man, you see it there, but then you go straight into the pub and leave in the choppers.

But fucking what a facility, man.

They got all the, like, just unpowered sites, powered sites.

You can have a thing where...

So I nearly shit in someone's fucking- Ensuite.

Ensuite.

So you can pretty much like there's these tin bits split in two and it's got your shower, toilet and that.

It's pretty much so you can park there, plug your caravan in and then you live in your caravan but you've got to shit her in a shower.

And stuff.

But I was walking from the other side and just looking and here's these green tin things.

And I'm like, fuck, are they just toilets and shower blocks that happen to have a caravan plugged into it or what?

And lucky Zayden was coming, man, because I was busting for a turd and I was looking around and I was about to just steam into one.

And then I sort of saw Zayden coming and I said, oh, hey, bro, are these just public things?

He goes, nah, cunt, they're the en-suites for the caravan.

Can you imagine that?

Just steaming past, oh, mate, how you going, Joe?

Locking the door and just ruining his shitter with hot box guna that you've eaten the whole way up.

So I didn't do that.

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