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And I want to read you about this one woman, okay?

Her name is Brittany Allen.

She's apparently 40 years old, and this was her 40th birthday.

So she threw a wedding in the English countryside.

She walked into the room to Pachelbel's Canon in D.

It's that famous chord progression you hear at almost every single wedding.

Maroon 5 used it in a song.

So she's got the wedding music.

She apparently wore a bridal gown, a white poofy bridal gown that we have pictures of and we'll put up on the screen.

So there are people online defending her saying, this isn't a wedding.

It's a celebration of her 40th year on earth.

She's having a 40th birthday.

This is not a wedding.

Don't knock her.

Okay, context clues, people, okay?

Destination, surrounded by her friends and family.

She's wearing a white, poofy bridal gown, bridal gown, and she walked into the room to Pachelbel's Canon, okay?

One plus one is two, and two plus two is four.

This sounds like she's having a wedding to herself, okay?

I feel like I'm taking the SAT test.