Lisa Lampanelli
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I know.
I feel like I'm shrinking.
I'm too fat for the chair.
It's hard for me to fit in this tiny world.
No, I know what you're thinking, that my fat ass is what's preventing me from the hydraulics from the dude, but it won't even go.
I hate that I turned it off then.
You're calling it a bluff, basically.
Who's the glutton for punishment here?
Everyone's just trying to tick the box and move on.
They're harassing you with their harassment seminar.
Yeah, let's remember that.
I'd argue it's sexist if they don't.
So whose thumb was it?
I normally don't even notice gender.
Yeah, like she's spooning your thumb.
It is very intimate.
But in the past, when they dust for prints and then match them, do they have the whole hand print?
And I don't know how you diddle a kid, but I would just use one finger.
So let's say you're holding her hand at this point.
Wait, where did you go to get this done?