Lloyd Langford

I've never seen anything like it.

He didn't, I don't think he left the piano seat.

wow there is nothing this guy can't do that's amazing very talented man so we watch two episodes of the chase i also watched i don't know if they do this really in the uk but they put the news on and then they just have like a rolling they just keep repeating the news for an hour

What?

Like they'll tell you the top stories and then they'll tell you more stories and then they'll go back to the top stories.

And I think it was basically the meat in the sandwich of my two episodes of The Chase was the news in the middle.

But there was a great story on the news yesterday about they described her as like Melbourne's muesli queen.

Melbourne's Muesli Queen, this absolute behemoth of granola.

She was at a dinner party and she started chalking on a piece of steak.

And because she's obviously wealthy, this person, they had the...

CCTV footage from the house where she was choking okay and she kind of goes outside to like clear you should never do that she collapses and they rush out and they perform CPR and they bring the ambulances and everything she survived and then this was her meeting the paramedics that had

saved her life so interruption the story is not about how much muesli she eats she is known as the muesli queen of melbourne she's the muesli queen and this is a story about her not dying basically sorry i'll clarify she's the muesli queen because she runs a company called i don't even want to name the company but she runs like a muesli company she's betty alpin

She's Harvey Kellogg, but without the insistence on masturbation.

Yeah.

She's meeting the paramedics that have saved her life in her house and not one to shy away from publicising her muesli brand.

She's printed out like a giant, I would say, 10 foot by 10 foot backdrop with the muesli logo on.

And just put it up on her kitchen wall.

So she's like shaking the hands of the paramedics and her husband's like close to tears, like recounting how she nearly died.

And then the big Muesli logo is like behind her because they live on this remote property.

It took them like half an hour to get there.