Lloyd Langford

So he was doing all the chest compressions and everything.

And then they got like a special...

claw machine and they fished out like a 14 centimetre piece of steak from her throat.

Wow.

I guess she's maybe used to the nuts and the seeds.

I mean, I reckon she did and I reckon they managed to cut that out of the broadcast.

The storm happened when I was on the tram on the way in.

I went for my sushi.

I also went to a...

Between the sushi and the hotel, I went to a DVD and CD and vinyl shop in the city that I occasionally will visit that has perhaps the most ridiculous pricing of any store I've ever been in.

I didn't buy anything there.

I went to the hotel, watched the chase, watched the news, was baffled by this lady trying to promote her own brand when she was thanking the emergency services.

Then I looked at the time.

It was like 5 o'clock.

I had to do my show at 7.20, and I thought, I can't just stay in this room forever.

until then.

So I booked a ticket to go and see a friend of mine, Ian Smith.

His show was on at six and mine starts at 20 past seven.

I contemplated this and I had previously given my technician my mobile phone number for such an eventuality.

But she hadn't given me hers.