Lorenzo Tyree
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
That's the thing that made me mad about it.
That's what pissed you off?
Yeah, because I don't care if you gay.
Don't bring no ugly nigga home.
But you got to get held to the same standard.
You know what I'm saying?
He looked like he bite people.
For real, he had a fucked up grill, nigga.
Yo, recently I've been trying to date, but it's been very hard with an Android phone, because for some reason, iPhone users always discriminate on me based off the color of my text messages.
You know what I mean?
It's always weird.
Like, every time I'm in a club and I'm trying to talk to a girl, I feel like Martin Luther King.
I'm like, I have a dream that one day green messages and blue messages will one day come together.
You know what I mean?
It was great.
Like, I can imagine I'll have, like, a group of Android supporters behind me leaving the club.
They'll be chanting shit like, green or blue, we don't care.
Let us see your underwear.