Lucy Porter
speaker
214 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 10 Aug
Lucy Porter’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Because if you've never seen Andrew Tate, imagine if the plasticine character Morph had made some really bad life choices.
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Actually, no-one has described him better, Lucy.
That's exactly right.
And he is, you know, he's set himself up as a role model for confused young men, but at least this week he was a role model for those of us who aren't sure if we've still got the ankle to carry off a capri pant.
Well, that is a great story to cover because he is a pathetic man.
Kyra, what story caught your eye?
It was a gorgeous little story.
I mean, obviously, we feel really sorry for Toko, but we should point out that he did make an absolutely full recovery.
Yeah, better than fine, actually.
He managed to make it to the garage at the end of the road for some Rizzlers.
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Labrador is the worst dog to be stoned, right?
Surely.
They're hungry anyway.
John, you've got a lovely story to share with us.
Yeah, well, there we go.
There's a way to fix the economy right there with cartoon notes.
A little story that I loved, which you may not have seen, was that obviously we all know the Bayeux Tapestry is back on British soil for the first time in nearly 1,000 years, but an academic debate has been raging about how many penises are depicted on it.
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