Lucy Porter
speaker
50 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2025
last heard 26 Nov
Lucy Porter’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It's amazing how mysterious it all is, isn't it?
Historically, I was reading about Ely in the Fens, which is called Ely because it's like Eel Island.
And they used to just sort of scoop them out of the water.
And the Bishop of Ely was paid in eels.
He used to get 16,000 eels a year, which is pretty good going for a bit.
No, 80,000.
He used to get 80,000 eels a year, the Bishop of Ely.
It feels like... And I've eaten, I hate to say it, because you're not allowed to, but I have eaten jelly deals, which it was about 25 years ago, and it remains the worst thing I've ever eaten.
in the uk which is a very common part of our english cuisine obviously how can we make this a bit more mucusy yes so what was it like i've never had jelly deals oh completely foul it was in a pie and mash restaurant and actually had some american friends over and i mean the only thing can say i think they serve the jelly deals to make the pie and mash seem comparatively appealing
Well, it kind of looks like a... I mean, I would say suppository is the word that springs to mind.
I don't know if anyone... But it's three bright orange small tablet shapes and then one with chips and all the...
gubbins in but um yeah i would if i found that on a beach i would presume that it was some kind of intimate uh toy it's quite it's quite like it's quite big though it's what is it about i don't know 10 centimeters something like that i would call it like a little string of sausages
But even with all of this, so how come we never find the spawning area?
Could they be doing it just because they know you're watching and they really want to mess with you?
Yes.
But the quest continues.
Giant squid next.
Gemma says a water slide, because things can only get wetter.
I've got Jim.
I just like this one from Jim.
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