Luke Burbank

Because I really think he should be.

He did it good last time.

He did it fine.

He did it fine.

Like it looked bad for a while, but he figured it out.

Your last VIP in passing comes from Luke Burbank.

Sandy DiCarlo knew her plumber looked familiar, as she explained to the Daily Columbian last week.

The toilet in our guest bathroom kept backing up, so I called the company to come fix it, and when the guy shows up, I was like, is that Christian Bale?

It was Christian Bale.

doing research for an upcoming film role where he plays a plumber.

He introduced himself as Ricky, but I could definitely tell he was Christian Bale, said Nick Harlow, who counts herself a fan of his work in the Batman movies and American Psycho.

I told him what an honor it was to have Christian Bale fixing my toilet, but he just looked at me like I was crazy and headed for the guest bathroom.

After four hours of dismantling the toilet with apparently no clear idea on how to reassemble it,

It also became obvious that Christian Bale doesn't know anything about plumbing.

According to DiCarlo, Bale was swearing under his breath in his Welsh accent, which was another big giveaway.

Eventually, Ricky said he needed to go back to the shop to get more parts.

That was last Tuesday.

He has yet to return.

But Sandy is not mad.

She says, I just think it's so cool that the Christian Bale broke my toilet.