Luke Burbank

Like, Alfred Molina is not that much older than I am.

And yet, he's playing a senior citizen.

Yes, this is their idea of letting, you know, I wasn't ready to be part of that population so quickly, but I guess I'm here.

Yes.

Yeah.

But that was at the Western Oklahoma School of Rib-Eyes.

No, that's abusive.

That's not a good relationship with Oppenheimer.

Yeah.

When I walk into the bathroom, I say, I have become deaf.

According to a story this week in The Hill, about six months ago, Ben Forstag was at his desk as regional director of the FBA, the Farmington Bratwurst Association, a Michigan-based lobbying group representing the cased meats industry, when he got an email from Kash Patel...

ordering him to look into a series of bank robberies in the area.

Why, though, would the FBI director reach out to him?

Well, thanks to a typo on his LinkedIn page, his name came up when Director Patel googled Michigan Regional Director of the FBI.

Patel was actually emailing a guy whose real expertise was, how spicy is too spicy when we're talking kielbasa?

LAUGHTER

The even more amazing part, Forstag nabbed the suspect.

With no legal authorization, he staked out the one bank in town that hadn't been robbed yet.

And sure enough, he caught the bandit when he showed up.

Something he said he saw in a Matt Damon movie.