Luke Lunkenheimer

Okay.

Well, so anyway, it ends up going—the guy, they read it in Rolling Stone, and they're like, holy shit.

They actually gave him my synopsis.

Okay.

So then he rewrites my synopsis a little bit, and they put it in, and he screws me out of that.

So he writes that, but by that point—

I'm writing – or by that point, I bumped into somebody else.

I was standing in line one day.

While this whole thing is happening, standing in line one day, and this guy – there's this guy who's ahead of me who I didn't actually talk to.

He'd been in my unit for like four or five months.

I didn't talk to him because I thought he was a skinhead.

And I thought this guy is making meth in a trailer park somewhere.

He's got tattoos all over and shit, thin, everything.

Yeah.

And somebody came up to me in the line and goes, Cox, what were you charged with?

And I went, bank fraud, wire fraud.

And I go through the whole thing, and I always end it with aggravated identity theft.

And he goes, that's what I was charged with.

And I go, what?

And he turns around and he says, yeah, that's all right.