Luke Moore

So it might even be as boring to the listeners as it was to you guys.

But I'm going to give it another go.

At one point last night, the Bosnian goalkeeper basically punched the Canadian player in the back of the head with both of his fists.

Yeah, he did get the ball first.

And I just don't think you should be allowed to do that.

I just think... What if you did it in a pub?

So let me put it this way.

Depends on the pub, depends who it was.

Throw a ball up, knock it, and then bang.

How many pints?

Let me put it this way, right?

If there's a defender who tries to clear the ball and puts his foot way up in the air, clears the ball, but also takes someone's fucking head off as well, is that an infringement or not?

The VAR looked at it.

Yeah, but let me just read you something.

Right.

Law 12, IFAB, fouls and misconduct.

Playing in a dangerous manner is any action that, while trying to play the ball, threatens injury to someone, including the player themselves.

Like, you can't say punching someone in the head with two fists quite hard isn't endangering someone.

Effectively twice with two hands.

Yes, exactly.