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Hence why this is such a good gimmick that I invented all those years ago.

I was so memorable that I knew instantly what it was.

What it was, exactly.

It defies definition.

And then we also, back to business, we also had this voice note.

Hi Adam and team at Election Cast.

I'm Craig Beaumont and I'm a remote voter for the 7th of May.

I've worked out I'll be separated from my local ballot box by 9,700 kilometres at Hirahunomori in Shubu Sanguku National Park, which is Japan's northern Alps.

I'll likely be in a nonsen, which is a natural hot spring with volcanic mineral rich water.

We should probably help all those politicians facing carnage on the morning of 8th of May to get a bit of health and meditative effects of the water.

But thanks very much.

Keep up the good work.

Cheers.

Bye.

That is brilliant, Craig.

I love that.

And now I can tell another anecdote about travelling with the Prime Minister, because I went for my tea in Tokyo with Keir Starmer a few weeks ago.

We were only in Japan for five hours.

We'd spent a few days in China, and then he wanted to drop in on the Japanese Prime Minister just before her general election.

And we landed at about five in the evening and left at about half ten at night.